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Captain America’s Life After Endgame

Captain America’s Life After Endgame


(old-time music) Oh, would you look at that, the Yankees are playing the
Dodgers in the World Series. (paper rustling)
You gonna tell me who wins? Oh, (laughing) Peg,
you know I can’t do that. Come on, you can’t even give me a hint? Seriously, honey,
we’ve talked about this. My mission was to return
all the infinity stones to the exact time and
places that we got them in order to preserve the timeline. If I were to tell you
anything about the future, no matter how insignificant it might seem, it would change the way history unfolds, creating a whole new
timeline and, believe me, I already have enough weighing
on my conscience as it is. Besides, I’ve lived through the future. I know this world will do
just fine without my help. I know, you can’t
blame a girl for trying. (paper rustling) Oh, JFK is going to
Dallas over the weekend. (water spraying) (coughing) Well, I’m sure that will
be a very uneventful weekend. (sniffs) (slurping water) (drums) (old time music) Oh, bollocks, we’re going to war again. Well, at least Vietnam is a small country, I’m sure we’ll be out of there
in no time, right, Steve? Uhhhh, (talking with food in mouth) (crowd cheering) Come on, you can’t tell me anything that happens at the Munich Olympics? No, no I don’t think I will. (popcorn crunching) (old-time music) Oh my God, oh, my niece
Amanda just had a baby. Uncle Steve, meet your new
grandniece, Sharon Carter. Oh, look at her, she’s so cute. Couldn’t you just kiss her. Nope, uh uh, never, not
even a little bit, yuck. (old time music) Everything all right, hun? Steve, I can’t shake the feeling that something is going on within SHIELD. It’s like some nefarious group is hiding right under our noses
and pulling the strings for God knows what purpose. It almost feels like I’m back in the war and HYDRA is lurking about again. What, that’s so crazy. (guffawing) You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, would you, Steve? You know what I need, more salad. Because not only would that
forever tarnish my legacy and ruin my life’s work, but
it could also put millions of innocent people’s lives at stake. Steak, that’s what the
salad needs, more steak. Steve, Steve Rogers, you look at me. Tell me I’m wrong. Mmm, (talks with food in mouth) Thank God, that’s a relief. (old-time music) Yes, yes, thank you. Steve, I have the most horrible news. Howard and Maria Stark were
just killed in a car crash. Oh, no, that is terrible news that I’m now just learning
for the first time. Just can’t believe they’re gone. Damn it, Buck. What was that? Uh, I mean, uh, damn Buick. It’s so unreliable, (sighs) saved it. (old time music) Now that my retirement is finalized, I think it’s time for us to invest our little
nest egg in the market. I’ve narrowed it down to these
two new internet companies, Amazon or WebVan. Which do you think Steve? Whichever you feel, dear. Well, it is our entire life savings. I’d hate to make the wrong choice. Follow your gut, hun. You’re right, my instincts
usually serve me well. Webvan it is. (grunting) (soft piano music) Steve, my love, I feel like we
haven’t taken a trip in ages. What do you say we go up to New York next week and tour the town? Sounds good, honey. When do you wanna go? Well, I was thinking mid-week. Say the 11th of September? (paper rustling) Uhhhh… Oh, you know what, I’ve
got that doctor’s appointment I’ve been putting off for months. I better go to that. Oh, thank God. (paper rustling) Though I can’t really
see why it’s necessary. Nobody in my family has
ever had Alzheimer’s. Ooooh. Everything all right, dear? Hey, everybody, Odom
from The Warp Zone here. Thank you so much for watching. If you wanna check out another cool video, hit the box down here. If you wanna join our
community of patrons, hit the box up here. All right, and I am out of here. (upbeat music) I’m still here aren’t I? Really thought that was gonna work. Ok-

100 comments on “Captain America’s Life After Endgame

  1. It’s fun to watch millennials make videos based on speculation. Now to wait for videos based on what we actually know….

  2. 1973
    Peggy: Steve, Bruce Lee is working on a new motion picture. I can't wait till it comes out.

    Steve: stuffs noodles in his mouth

    1993
    Peggy: Steve, Bruce Lee's son is starring in a new film. I just know he has a long promising movie career ahead of him

    Steve: oooooooooooooooooo stuffs sandwich in his mouth

  3. Peggy: Steve, I just bought an HD-DVD player at Circuit City. The picture quality is fantastic. I'm going to buy a bunch more to give out as Christmas presents. There's this other format called Blu-Ray from Sony, but the salesman assured me that HD-DVD is the way of the future.

    Steve: Ugh, urhh, ugg (stuffs club sandwich in mouth) ugggghhha, gllrrr, unggg.

  4. as steve invented a new timeline by going back to the past to peggy, which is how the mcu time travel science works, that would mean events would have gone differently than main MCU timeline, right?

  5. 2003
    Peggy: Oh there’s going to be a Terminator 3? I do hope it’s just as great as the first two that were made by James Cameron

    Steve: Face goes pale and nervously eats his salad

  6. 1985
    Peggy: Honey There’s a new mall in Indiana

    Steve: Sounds nice dear

    Peggy: it’s the Starcourt Mall

    Steve: * drinks Slurpee *

  7. This is wrong the russo brothers confirmed why thor said to frigga what happened nothing changed and the same for bruce and the ancient one is because the one they were speaking to is dead in the present day

  8. Peggy: Steve our great grandchildren got to meet Jared the subways spokesmen I think he is teaching them how to make sandwiches in the backroom

    Steve: 1:50

  9. September 27, 1969

    Peggy: Steve, my love. I was thinking about going on a lovely picnic with the Starks today.

    Steve: Very well, dear, where are we going?

    Peggy: Well I had a few options but I always preferred Lake Berryessa.

    Steve: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Peggy: Hm, well actually, I know a few teens going there so we should give them their privacy..

    Steve: UHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  10. From what i understand of the time travel thing in Endgame he actually could change things if he wanted. Him being there creates a new timeline not actions taken. Hed just be influencing an already created alt timeline.

  11. I’m surprised Steve Rogers didn’t get fatter after each time skip, because he seems to be eating his feelings anytime he feels guilty.

  12. 1986

    Peggy: Oh my goodness! Steve, Chernobyl exploded! It's a good thing only the people who were in the building were killed.

    Steve: Stuffs seven bags of pop rocks in his mouth at once

  13. 2009
    Peggy: "That man who wrote last year's Tony Award winning musical is about to do poetry in front of the President. It's a rap about Alexander Hamilton. Steve, do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds?"
    Steve: "Just you wait… Just you wait…"

  14. 1969
    Peggy: "What? Star Trek got cancelled! That's a shame. That show could've turned into something great."
    Steve: "I wish I could give you hope."

    Or alternatively

    2002
    Peggy: "Steve, that man who wrote Buffy the Vampire Slayer is now writing a show about cowboys in space called Firefly. Looks almost revolutionary. Hope it does well."
    Steve: "You can't take the dky from me!!! D,:"

  15. 2008
    Peggy: "Steve, Howard and Maria Stark's son Tony has gone missing in Afghanistan!"

    Steve: 😏 "oH nO wHaT a TrAgEdY"

  16. Peggy: 2008-STEVE! Heard the news Howards son Tony stark tells the public that he was ironman how unbelievable
    Steve:eeeeeejeeaah sooo unbelievable
    Peggy:Can you tell me how he's doing in your time please just for one's
    Steve:Tony Yeeesss of course he doing well
    Peggy:wow that's good to hear
    Steve:(crying)

  17. 2008:
    Peggy: Oh no Steve! Howard and Maria's son has been kidnapped by terrorists!
    Steve trying to hold back laughter: Oh no…pfft…I hope he's…pff…gonna be alright!

  18. Im confused, so now that captain america is back in his own time line, what happens in future when S. H. E.I. L. D find his body…then when he vist the old peggy at hospital, were the old captain america hiding under the bed?

  19. This video seriouly had no meaning. Such a boring video with the actor eating all the time, infact he dint have a proper dialogue for himself, senseless video ever seen in YouTube

  20. the movie is sooooo stupid i wonder how make 2 B $ looks like people like dump stuff …. TONY STARK WITH IRONMAN SUIT WOUNDED THANOS IN *INFINITY WAR HOW HAAAAAARD CAN BE TO USE A GUN AND SHOT ON THANOS HEAD … SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!! … check these FLAWS : TELL ME HOW CAPTAIN.A WILL RETURN THE STONES AFTER THE TESSERACT CUBE DESTROY TO GET THE STONE INSIDE AND THE SAME THING WITH MIND STONE DESTROYING LOKi RECEPTOR TO GET IT … AAAAAAAND REAILTY STONE HOW HE WILL GIVE IT BACK TO JANE BY THE WAY ACCORDING TO THOR IT'S NOT A STONE IT'S JUST A sludge …. OOOH RIGHT HOW CAP WILL TOUCH THE POWER STONE IN POWER STONE TEMPLE ? HOW EVEN HE WILL GET PASS THE POWER FIELD WITHOUT HIS HAND CUT OFF …..and there's more and more UMMMMMM !! I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY … i swear people are dumb as fuck these days*

  21. Hmm, if this would've went any other way, Steve would've operated as Nomad and would've prevented certain events as some mysterious figure.

  22. Imagine Peggy said this;

    2001

    Peggy: Lets go to New York shall we?

    Steve: Sure hon, when?

    Peggy: I was thinking maybe the 11th of September

    Steve….

    Peggy, no I have a doctors appointment that day

    Steve:Phew

    Peggy: Maybe we should go on a different day

    2012

    Peggy: Steve do you remember when I talked about that New York trip?

    Steve: yes…

    Peggy: I think this is the best year to go!

    Steve: ok, when do think we should go?

    Peggy: How about, the 26th of April?

    Steve:😑🔫

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