Claire Corlett

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FUTURAMA | Season 1, Episode 6: Buttload Of Oil | SYFY

FUTURAMA | Season 1, Episode 6: Buttload Of Oil | SYFY


HI. CARE TO SAMPLE
THE LATEST FRAGRANCE FROM CALVIN KLONE? NO, THANKS. ( coughs, mumbles
in Chinese ) AND YOU, SIR? NO, THANKS. I… ( gagging ) WHAT A LOVELY FACE. WE JUST NEED TO
DRAW ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE EYE AREA. ( short laser bursts ) ( annoyed groan ) COOL. CAN I TRY THESE ON
BEFORE I BUY THEM? I’M AFRAID I CAN’T LET
YOU OPEN THE PACKAGE BUT YOU CAN TRY ON
THE DEMO PAIR. OOH. HO-HO-HO. ( groans ) ( cans clanking ) HEY, BENDER.
GREAT NEW SWEATER. UH, “NEW”?
WHAT SWEATER? I CAME IN WITH IT! I DON’T KNOW YOU PEOPLE. $30, PLEASE. $30?! I CAN’T AFFORD THAT. UNLESS… DO YOU TAKE VISA? VISA HASN’T EXISTED
FOR 500 YEARS. AMERICAN EXPRESS? 600 YEARS. DISCOVER CARD? MMM, SORRY,
WE DON’T TAKE DISCOVER. HEY. HE’S SPRINGING
FOR LIGHTSPEEDS? PRETTY RITZY. NO, I CAN’T AFFORD THEM. BEING POOR SUCKS. WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS WHERE THEY ADVERTISE THINGS
NOT EVERYBODY CAN AFFORD? QUIET… THERE’S
AN AD COMING ON. Hello, shoppers. It’s me– Mom. HEY, WHO’S
THE ROCKER JOCKEY? GUH! IT’S MOM– THE WORLD’S MOST HUGGABLE
INDUSTRIALIST. Call me old-fashioned, but when my robot
starts to squeak like an old screen door, well,
that’s when I reach for a can of Mom’s Old-Fashioned
Robot Oil. Bender:
OOH, TASTY. And remember: Mom’s Oil
is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand. Announcer: “Mom,” “love,” and
“screen door” are registered trademarks
of MomCorp. ( squeaking ) HEY, BENDER,
SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE
OF THAT OIL. UM… I’M BONED. FREEZE, SCUZZ-BOT! UH, THERE’S OBVIOUSLY BEEN SOME SORT OF A MISTAKE HERE. I’M SURE THERE’S… I SAY, I’M SURE THERE’S… ( crash ) THAT IS, I’M SURE THERE’S… A VERY… REASONABLE…

8 comments on “FUTURAMA | Season 1, Episode 6: Buttload Of Oil | SYFY

  1. Why would Bender use a sweater to smuggle out stolen stuff when he’s got a whole body cavity to put it all in?

  2. – $749 for the iPhone XR, please.

    – $749? I can't afford that. Unless… Do you take Visa?

    – Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

    – American Express?

    – 600 years.

    – Discover card?

    – Sorry we don't take Discover.

  3. £500 for a Smartphone!? I can't afford that. Unless…. Does you does or does you don't take Access?

    Access hasn't existed since 1996.

    Switch debit card?

    Hasn't existed since 2002.

    Laser debit card?

    Hasn't existed since 2014.

    Diners Club?

    Sorry we don't take Diners Club.

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