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I Stole A Sick Walmart Betta Fish

I Stole A Sick Walmart Betta Fish


Me and my girlfriend were driving around.
We were both very upset about something, I don’t remember what it was. but we were both
in the mood to do something rebellious. We went to Walmart. A little background information…I
love fish. I’m majoring in Marine Biology soon. I have a 10 gallon tank. And I was like,
“hmmm”….A little lightbulb went off and a little voice in my head that was telling
me, not to say what I was about to say. I was just overpowered and I said, “let’s just
steal a fish.” My girlfriend, we’ll call her Bianca, she looks and me…”What did you just
say?” I said, “let’s steal a fish!” She was like, “Okay…” I don’t think she though we
were actually going to do it. We get to the fish isle. I just see this ONE single Beta
fish. He looked so miserable, like his fins were all tattered. He was like just floating
on his side but still like alive. and I was like “oh my God, Bianca please?” She’s like
“you know what, I guess were stealing the fish.” And I’m like “Sweet!” “How are we going
to go about this?” “I have an idea. Go over to the other isle and get a box of pads.”
And she was like “Why”. And I was like, “just do it!” and she did it. So she took all the
pads out and put them in her purse. And then we took the container that the Beta was in
and we put it in the box. I had never stolen anything in my life. That was the first time
I ever stolen something so I was a nervous wreck. I was like. I was like shaky. I was
looking around and Bianca was like, “Yeah” and I’m like “OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!” We pay for
the box of pads but NOT the fish. And uhm, we started walking back out to her car and
suddenly she’s like, “where are my keys?” “What, uh you don’t have your keys?”and she’s
like “No I don’t” and I’m like, ” GREAT! AMAZING! WONDERFUL!” So we go back into Walmart. And
I’m a nervous wreck because I am a felon and I am holding a fish in a box of pads! And
so we are looking for her keys for like 30 minutes and we finally give up. We were going
to go back out to her car to call her parents. And her keys were sitting in her car! And
so, we both look at each other and we get in the car and I take out Gilbert which by
the way I named Gilbert because of the gils, out of the box and, I have never felt so proud
of myself in my life because I saved a fish! I felt so morally ambiguous. And that felt
so good for some reason. It dawns on me, Idid not ask my parents if I could have a fish.
I’m like ” what do I do?” SO we tried to get the story straight that a friend gave the
fish to me because at school my name is actually “Fish Girl” because I talk about fish a lot.
I get the fish home and I don’t have the tank prepared. There is no water in it. I filled
a 5 gallon cheese snacks container with water. And put him in there. S I had to cycle the
whole tank for like 6 weeks and then I put him in and you know, he’s like livin’ the
life know! He’s got plants, he’s got hiding holes, he’s got plenty pf space. I feed him
blood worms every week. Thats the story about how I shoplifted a fish successfully. To this
day I still haven’t been caught. Don’t follow my example, I am sorry.

100 comments on “I Stole A Sick Walmart Betta Fish

  1. Technically she didn't steal the fish, bc they are usually about like 10 dollars and so are tampons.

  2. Are you gay I'm confused ❤💛💚💙💜 cause I know some girls are like "let's do xdmydyldky at dkydky girlfriend"

  3. Why would you steal a fish and post it on youtube that is really dumb you could go to jail if the cops see it and your parents would be really mad and cops arrests you so why would you steal a fish and post it to the world 😑😐 and someone will call the cops are you crazy I would not want to be you I don't no why you post a video to the world and the cops can be looking for you you should never post a dumb thing to the world so that's your little problem not mine don't blame me

  4. if she was caught….

    prisoner:so…. what you in for
    Narrator: i shoplifted a fish in an empty box of tampons

  5. Random but me and my friend tae was in lunch and I bought a Hershey cookies and cream and he stole one when the lunch lady wasn’t looking

    HAHAHAHAHAHaaahhahahahahehehe…

    I need a life smiling crying emoji

  6. Stealing is a bad idea and btw in my country which is Wisconsin, idk if they have good fish in walmart

  7. Everyone should steal fish from Walmart. It should help save even more fish from them by not letting them profit and stopping them from selling more.

  8. Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Nobody ever in existence:

    Girl: Istole a fish
    Me: Yea, my brother stole a hamster so…

  9. Why would she put this video on YouTube when she knows it's a crime to steal now everybody's going to find out

  10. This is dumb 💀 bro u bought the tampons when deadass u could've afforded the fish its abt the same price 🤡

  11. Oh shait you just got cought what if cops saw this
    EDITH:sorry but it's like

    Thief:hey guys stole 1,000,000 dillers and they still haven't cought me
    Jail Employe: hey sir check out this I think it's HIM
    Cop:ok bring the squad THIS SHIT GOIN DOWN

  12. My betta fish Dale is having fin rot just after his unsuccessful breeding…..
    He is dying….😭😭😭😭

    Please pray for him..
    1like= 1 person praying

  13. She stole a fish… Then she put that in a video.. IN YOUTUBE, WHERE THE POLICE CAN SEE…. I won't report you though.. just saying that could happen

  14. On school she is called a “fish girl” well… ihm called a “chicken girl” on school 🙂 that’s cool😎

  15. Walmart is the only store that has bad security cameras. Walmart employees could be watching dis video. Girl you gonna be caught for posting dis video. But wouldn't the box get soggy from the water the fish is in?

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