Irish People Taste Test Canadian Foods
I actually went to a Canadian fight one time and a nice hockey game broke out. Are ya havin’ THAT?!? (intro music) It actually smells like a bag of crisps. Yeah, just a normal– –bag of chips Should be fine. It’s potato, fried potato, and ketchup. (Girl): Yeah
(Guy): Just a combination. (Girl): Already a thing that people do.
(Guy): It’s great. This looks like it’s been spattered with blood. Oh! They smell exactly like what–like they’re like on the tin. Ridged for her pleasure. Yep, they’re lovely. Would you put them on your bed? On my bed, in my bed. on my bed in my bed (groans) During… my bed. You had to bring sex into it. too much (chuckle) They do taste like…ketchup. These are–these are really good. Like I’m–good job, Canada. (music) Well there’s clearly chips there anyway, um… (Girl): Gravy
(Guy): That’s a lump of cheese, is it? Is this gravy and cheese? (Offscreen): Yep Is this poutine? Cheese curds? So it’s not…. What’s a cheese curd? A curd? That rhymes with something else, doesn’t it? I’m trying to think of something, like, that I can pull it up on but it’s fine. It’s just the definition of mediocrity, like it’s (unintelligable). Not overwhelmed with flavour at all there. It’s nice. I’d eat that now after a scoop of pints. It’s like somebody went to make something amazing, and then realized they only had three ingredients. There’s no green. There’s no green in it though. There’s no green in that meal. There’s no gr– you could put cabbage on that there, you could put cabbage on it there. (music) Coffee crisp. ohhhhhhh. coffee crisp. That .. That sounds Good. That I Love coffee so this, I can’t believe i’ve never seen this before. It smells like a like a.. Really nice coffee sweets like coffee flavouring. (Crunching) It’s hard to open but once you get inside you can’t stop yourself. Ohh That’s disgusting! It’s Delicious do. Yeah. It’s so good. It’s just Chocolaty wafer. It tastes like a nice Big, Big dirty Kit-Kat I know it’s coffee flavour but a cup o’ tea in this ohh. Yeah, That kinds of sums up. Id eat that. That’s it, it… good Shit. How are these not every where in the World I don’t know there really, really Good. This is super great! (Music) It looks like a Nice little cake that you get in a coffee shop. That looks good it looks It a- Caramel slice. Yeah some kind of caramely chocolatey, custardy, something. It’s Slebech -laughter- -laughter- so chocolate custard, Buiscuit and coconut -both- huh. That’s nice It’s like a Macaroon, that’s what it tastes like. Ugh It’s the base. Ho ho wow you really do not like it. I dont like coconut but, its nice. Yeah you think canada, youre always like ah yeah, sandy beaches coconuts. Okay. Fine. No. Now we’re talkin’ Now we’re talkin’ Tomato juice, …ah Stick of Celery I’d say, Vodka? Tomato Juice? Huh, I’m just gonna smell it. We’re Irish, we know everything. Ooooh Christ. Careful we got Ice With the Celery you can suck it all. Oooh. You wanna suck it. No, no I’m cool. Ahhh fff- Ah its horrible. It tastes like it should be dinner and not a drink though. yeah its like a mogga soup. There is one more ingredient. In the seasoning? You’ll never guess. Maple Syrup? No. Sperm. Did they put a Moose in it? There’s fish in it ? Seafood!? It’s Clam. Clams? There’s fish in it? Clams. Clams? Cool. Thats good in a drink. What? I dunno- Theres too much going on. I cant, I cant focus. How do you juice a clam?! I dare you.. I’m done. I dare you to do that. Well done, well done. Fairplay, how we feelin’? I tell ye somethin’, Canada better send me some money after bloody this That was all right? Yeah the Ceasar, did not care for it. if somebody brought that drink to me I’d go ‘are ya havin that?” Id say it back to them, cause I liked it. That show that had the moose show, Do you remember it? There was a guy, a moose, you follow a moose at the start then there these Canadians big stupid lookin, beautiful people. In the town and he used to get thrown “oh what should I do in life?” and one fell on the radio shack and the rest of them were like, these women, were like “is he cute or isnt he?” and then one of them would have sex with them and, that’s Canada. That’s the whole system. It’s like the veins of a bear.