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Kel Dropped the Screw in the Tuna | Kenan & Kel | NickRewind


Is the plaintiff prepared to make a statement? Is the plaintiff prepared to make a statement? Hey you’d think the plaintiff would want to be on time. y’all late. What’s this? Ooh! My bad! Yes m’am! I’m ready. Please proceed. Alright. I shall proceed. [laughter] Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I, Kenan
Rockmore, “the plaintiff” i’ll tell you a sad story about a young teenage boy
and his trauma with a can of tainted tuna. Exhibit A.
Bailiff, please show exhibit a. It’s an empty can of tuna. An empty can of tuna. And exhibit b? It’s a screw. Ha! A screw! Now I would like to call my first witness,
Mr. Kel Kimball. I would like to call the first witness, Kel
Kimball. Get up there, man! Why you following me, man, what’s up? Kel Kimball You swear to tell the whole truth and nothing
but the truth? Don’t hurt me. I got this Mr. Kimball would you be prepared to tell
the court in your own words what happened on the morning of october the 6th? I did it! I did it! Kenan I’m sorry man I did it It was an accident I didn’t mean it I dropped the screw in the tuna I dropped the screw in the tuna it was an accident it was me oh the humanity! i dropped the screw in the tuna i dropped the screw in the tuna i admit it i admit it don’t take me to jail, man. don’t take me to jail! i dropped the screw in the tuna Kenan, we still boys, right? We still boys, right? I love you, man. I dropped the screw in the tuna i dropped the screw in the tuna i dropped the screw in the tuna i dropped the screw in the tuna No more questions.

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