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Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – A Medically Inadvisable Amount of Tuna

Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – A Medically Inadvisable Amount of Tuna


♪ both: OH, HELLO. – OKAY, SO, GIL– SO I LOOKED OVER
YOUR CHART– – OF COURSE,
I’M GIL FAIZON. – AND I’M GEORGE ST. GEEGLAND
HIS ASSOCIATE. – SO I LOOKED OVER YOUR CHART,
AND YOU HAVE MERCURY POISONING. – THANK YOU.
– NO, ACTUALLY, IT’S TERRIBLE. YOU HAVE HIGH LEVELS
OF MERCURY IN YOUR BLOOD, WHICH IS A VERY TOXIC POISON. – AND THAT’S WHAT
FREDDIE MERCURY DIED OF? – NO, HE DIED OF AIDS. – RIGHT.
HE WAS POISONED BY IT. SO IT WAS MERCURY’S
POISONING. – NO, ACTUALL–
– WE’RE SAYING THE SAME THING. – CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT
SOME OF YOUR SYMPTOMS? ARE YOU FEELING FATIGUE?
– YEAH. – MUSCLE WEAKNESS?
– YEAH. – OKAY, ANY PEELING SKIN?
– YEAH, IT PEELS RIGHT OFF. – LIKE WALLPAPER. – WELL, THESE ARE ALL SYMPTOMS
OF MERCURY POISONING, SO… – I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU COULD HAVE THIS. YOU JUST GOT A CLEAN BILL
OF HEALTH. – YEAH. I JUST WENT THROUGH
A DOCTORS CHECKUP. – WHO WAS THE PHYSICIAN? – ABOUT A MONTH AGO,
I SAW DR. WONG. – LOU WONG. YEAH. – IS THAT YOUR PRIMARY
PHYSICIAN? – HE WAS THE PRIMARY SUSPECT
IN A BOTCHED C-SECTION. – YEAH.
– SO HE DIDN’T DO ANY BLOOD WORK
OR ANYTHING? – LOU WONG?
– NO, NO, NO. HE WAS WAVING A GUN AROUND
AND SCREAMING. RACE RIOT THIS, RACE RIOT THAT.
– YEAH. – I’M GONNA PRESCRIBE
A SUPPLEMENT FOR YOU OF SELENIUM,
AND I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT YOU STOP EATING
ALL FISH. – I MEAN, I EAT A LITTLE BIT
OF TUNA FISH. – OCCASIONALLY TUNA FISH.
– OCCASIONALLY. – OKAY, OCCASIONALLY. UM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? – I DON’T KNOW,
I DON’T HAVE MORE THAN THREE DOLLOPS OF TUNA,
YOU KNOW, PER MEAL. – TWO, THREE ICE CREAM
SCOOP’S WORTH? – YEAH. I MEAN, ABOUT
A “HANDSFUL” IS ONE DOLLOP. – YOU HAVE THREE MEALS
OF TUNA FISH PER DAY? – YOU GOTTA EAT BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER, DON’T YOU? – THREE SQUARES, OR ROUNDS,
IF YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT TUNA DOLLOPS.
– OKAY. – I DON’T THINK WE’VE BEEN
EATING TOO MUCH TUNA. – OKAY. I RECOMMEND
THAT YOU SHOULD REALLY STOP EATING TUNA ALTOGETHER. – I DON’T THINK
THAT’S TOO MUCH TUNA. – WELL, IT–IT IS. – I’VE BEEN EATING…
TOO MUCH TUNA. [clears throat]
– UH-OH. – OH, WHAT COULD THIS BE?
– WHAT IS THIS? – WHAT’S THIS? – WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS? – WHAT’S THAT? – IT’S A VERY OLD SANDWICH. – YOU’VE JUST BEEN PRANKED.
– YOU IDIOT. YOU STUPID BITCH. THERE’S A SANDWICH
ON YOUR DESK NOW. TOO MUCH TUNA. [orchestral wind up] – RIGHT. WELL, BESIDES
IT BEING MERCURY POISONING, IT’S ACTUALLY FOOD POISONING
BECAUSE THAT MAYONNAISE SEEMS WARM. – I MEAN,
THE MAYONNAISE IS CURDLED, BUT HE’S BUILT UP
A TOLERANCE. – WELL, IT DOESN’T SMELL GOOD. – IT’S TURNING, ISN’T IT?
– YEAH. AND I HAVE– – PLUS, I SWITCHED OFF THE A.C.
WHEN I CAME IN.

100 comments on “Kroll Show – Oh, Hello – A Medically Inadvisable Amount of Tuna

  1. It looks like you can see Nick Kroll about to break after Mulaney says "or rounds, if we're talking about tuna dollops". 

  2. i get these videos recommended to me because i watch key and peele?…..I tried to like this, but i didnt laugh once.

  3. My favorite thing about these two characters was how they got progressively meaner with every season.  By Season 3, they had achieved and exceeded full-blown schmuckdom.

  4. I'm using "Dr. Lou Wong" as my online game handle. Such a funny skit. I think this is one of the best the Kroll Show did.

  5. "Plus I switched off the A/C when I came in"

    For a guy living in a Jewish area, that's gotta be the funniest line of this whole bit.

  6. "You idiot! You stupid bitch. There's a sandwich on your desk now." That fuckin line. God I love these two.

  7. I’ve navare ban 2 New Yark but of I dad I wourd fard in the Surhash poop fever trash denur was my birthday last day today

  8. "You idiot! You stupid bitch! There's a sandwich on your desk now"

    I almost spit out my Proper 12.

  9. As much as I like these characters I'm not sure what their gimmick is. I'm getting the vibe of super jewy New York Jews with a hint of morbid humor and a dash of boredom for life?..

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