Claire Corlett

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Leveling Fisher for the first time [FFXIV]

Leveling Fisher for the first time [FFXIV]

Today’s the day! I’m actually going to level… …a gathering class… I guess it’s in Limsa, ‘cuz they like fish? ¯_(ツ)_/¯ I jus’ gotta find where it is… Fish-ing… fishing…. “Why not just use the aetheryte?” you ask? Wellll, you see, it’s all about the adventure. See! Like, if I use the aetheryte, how would I run into this guy? …you have to put the pen *to* the paper… touch it… touch it there… Look! I found the Fisherman’s Guild! Look at those nets!! Look at this guy!! (ง ˙o˙)ว Lookin’ at all the fish? Aw, I can’t wait to make fish for you– -I mean, catch fish… I’d like to be a fisher-man! Nobody’s talking to me… I– I’d like to be a fisherman, please! I wanna wear what you’re wearing! Maybe they don’t like that I’m in here… Look at this lady, counting how many fish there are over and over again. What a life! Oh! This is the guy I talk to! Hello! 😀 *reading* “Back in the wa-ter…” Ooh, are you also becoming a fisher lady? Wait, Level 3? “Go to the Armorer’s Guild?” What?? But I thought I was being a fisherman. ( •́દ•̩̥̀ ) No? I wanna be a fisherman, but for some reason, I’m coming to you. No, I don’t wan–I don’t wanna become a armorer. And we walk back again, because we lead a life of adventure!! OH MY GOD. THAT WASN’T THE FUCKING QUEST- ((((ノ`皿´)ノ ⌒┫:・┫┻┠’. TO BECOME A FISHER, THAT WAS JUST A QUEST I NEVER DID. Hi, okay, yes I wanna be a fisherman now.>:I “Cast our lines *Everywhere*!” I’ll wager–yeah! D’okay! I didn’t read any of that. Now what? Oh, I got, a THEY’RE GIVING ME 99 WORMS!?? :O That’s disgusting! “Speak with the bitch…” Oh, you! The one that gave me a quest that I didn’t need.>:I I got–well, I got 99 worms… …and I got the best rod in the land. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Heere we go! Oh. I can’t equip it. Hold-ho-hold on a minute! I’m a Real Fisherman™!! Yess!! Yes!! Where’s the f-actual fishing rod?? There’s j-th-just a stick! Caast… Hook… Quit… Dis is complicated… And what happened to my MP? I don’t understand! hello… *reading* “Deliver Lominsan Anchovies…” Where do I fish them? How do I know where to fish?! Can I fish anywhere? Can I just fish right here? Now, do I just throw it? OOHH! ୧☉□☉୨ OH, that’s cool! I j-can just fish anywhere?!! Now what? What does this do…? *reading* “Attempt to hook the fish” yeah. yeah… Hook…hook dat fish! “Something bites!” Ohhh!! Oh wow, I got it! 😀 !!(⊙0⊙)!! OH THAT’S SO COOL I don’t know what I did! What’s this? *reading* “Lights up the tip of your fishing rod–” Ooh, I want that! *wears down the battery of his fishing rod light* I’m a pro fisherman already! This is easy! Gear? I don’t…I don’t need any of that.. What is this? Oh, you just need…you just need stuff. Oh, okay. I can do that! Be right back, Imma go fish it up for ya! Prrincess…Trout… This is how they this is how they getcha. See, I only need one of ’em. I gotta buy 9… They got me… Okay, I fished this one up myself… Just now… I don’t think they realize I don’t have clothes on. Let’s see, what-what next ya got for me? What’s the next thing? *reading* “Deliver…” “…the Dagger?” Fishin’s eaaasy! See? I’m already done! Record time! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑ Here ya go, buddy. Here’s your-here’s your fish. I fished ’em up for ya again. 🙂 I’m not– I don’t-m’not a fan of those grabby hands you’re…doin’ at my body. Oh noo I don’t have leves to do this one! I’m just gonna… …drown in here, INSTEAD. I WISH I WAS A LALAFELL. So I could DROWN in here D: NOBODY TOLD ME I could SIT DOWN. An’ go FISHIN’. This is by far: The Most Amazing Thing I’ve Ever Done in This Game I’m-I’m just gonna try fishin’ in here instead. maybe I’ll level up… There’s no fish in here?! (◎-◎ )? But It’s water?!! There we go! Gi-gimme da fish! Where’s… Come on, fish! Oh! Oh it–!! (ง ˙o˙)ว Oh, it’s bitin–!! uh oh. Let’s see, Aether Data Center… Aether DOWN again… “Did Aether explode?” *giggles* It is unbelievable! I’m still naked! ✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧ Don’t panic, it’s okay! I’m just naked… I caught this myself, just now. Hello. I’m a master Fisherman™ I caught dat. I didn’t know it was that big, but I caught it! Honestly, I dunno. ‘S okay, lil lalafell. I’ll go get you more fish. And then, ALL OF THE MASTER FISHERMEN™ lived Happily Ever After. 😀 This idiot better not bring me Malm Kelp again! ‘Sup! Here you go! Everyone else’s retainers bring them cool shit, how come you never do that? All I have is fish! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

100 comments on “Leveling Fisher for the first time [FFXIV]

  1. You use your naked body to attract more hish aren't you? You could say these fish got… BAITED!
    ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)Kill me ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)

  2. You did it wrong. You have to fish in Outer La Noscea to crash the server.
    Yes, specifically there. The North Bronze Lake fishing hole to be exact.

  3. LMAO at doing the first quest XDD Are you thinking of doing another gathering class? Because I'm pretty sure you'll need clothes for them…

  4. 2:29 I honestly either expected you to THROW the pole in, or for you to follow through way to hard and fall into the water yourself…lmao.

  5. I'm glad I'm not the only one that did the back in the water quest thinking it was the fisherman quest. I should of known after leveling all my classes. :/

  6. Just completed the achievement to get a golden rod of fabulousness. Now it is not just my pants that glow when I'm fishing.

  7. I'm the contrary: I love to level up the gatherers and crafters and only have summoner for main. And let me tell you something … I … I'm so lazy about leveling FSH to 60 … ¿how long did it take you to get it to 50?

  8. For the Behemoth buddy, you got a kinda twin on Zodiark…me! 'Eral Lorca' =D
    (dat chocobo in da background is mine too, his name is 'Baco Behebo' XD )

  9. I like to throw on whatever the "recommended gear" generator suggests when I pick up a new class. Its very stylish, I have come to find. Best glam ideas ever.

  10. Fishing's all fun and games until you tell yourself you want to do the Nepto Dragon quest chain and get stuck in a death spiral of weather, time, timed weather, and stacked RNG. But the title is soooooo worth it.

  11. So I look at the ranks in your FC…Memeber, Hacker god, Master, Potato and of course Bahamut Yiffer. Perfect. Reminds me of the time where I was in an all-Lalafell FC where the top rank was Nanamo's Lover.
    And I'm glad to see a kindred soul at 2:30. I also started fishing off at the piers of Limsa Lominsa, with a fishing rod and just in my underwear.

  12. "This is how they- this is how they getcha. See, I only need one of 'em. I gotta buy 9…"
    1 from Foundation, 303 gil, plus tax. Somehow, this joke has failed to be funny.

    That ending, though.

  13. Larry he was obviously doing hard arithmetic in his head count fish numbers and had to keep starting over with you looking over his shoulder. Poor guy just trying to count

  14. I love how you went fishing naked the entire video lol I remember when I used to play my fc would have naked parties lol. or we would run dungeons naked 😂

  15. Only one thing I've hated about Fisher in all of the time I've used it, a certain quest called "The Beast of Brewer's Beacon", and it seems like "Feast of Famine" is going to be a lot worse.

  16. dick. I actually thought this was gonna be a guide for leveling fishing for the first time, not some idiot thinking he is funny trying to get likes and subscribers, jeeze this is worse than Facebook, worse still, 2 minutes of my life I will never get back. I could of done something more meaningful than this, like scratch my balls or something -.- ffs

  17. 1:20 one would imagine someone who plays as much as you knows that stuff like profession can only come from a quest with a plus symbol.

  18. I didn't know you could sit down while fishing until I watched this. Guess you really do learn something new every day

  19. Y'know, typically I say that people should do the quest the way the devs intended and actually CATCH THE FISH THEMSELVES for the quests, but as someone who's actually levelled fishing to 70 that way….yeah, no, Larry has it right. He is clearly a natural fisherman.

    (seriously, 3 HQ fish from a double-mooch, game? Feck off)

  20. There's only fish

    What do you mean there's only fish?

    I mean there's only fish?

    Go to the next aisle!

    Okay you don't have to yell……. it's still just fish.

    Where are you?!

    I'm in the fish store!!

    Why are you buying armor in the fish store?!

    [email protected]&k you!!!!

  21. Too late to comment. But want to say that i already want to have my life as fishermen. Being naked, and worms. The good life

  22. I can't imagine running around any city and so casually seeing an undone quest.
    I don't think I've ever bought a fish before.

  23. Man videos with over done crappy humor like this feel like they’re made for a target audience of 10 year olds.

  24. Yeah
    I'm happy I'm not the only one who thought limsa was a freaking mess to navigate.

    I started out in uldah and I don't know how you other start off classes do it
    Oh lord the other towns are poorly designed

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