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Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY NEXT GUEST FOUNDED A BILLION-DOLLAR MEDIA EMPIRE, HAS
WRITTEN 94 BOOKS, AND TODAY SHE’S HERE TO GRILL WITH US. PLEASE WELCOME MARTHA STEWART! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOOD TO SEE YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU. NOW THEN, MARTHA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING
TODAY?>>WE’RE GRILLING.>>Stephen: YOU’VE GOT A NEW
BOOK.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S CALLED, VERY
SIMPLE, “MARTHA STEWART’S GRILLING.”>>I’VE NEVER WRITTEN A GRILLING
BOOK BEFORE.>>Stephen: WHY NOT? WELL, BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY
LIKE TO GRILL, OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I DIDN’T LIKE TO GRILL.>>Stephen: WHY DON’T YOU LIKE
GRILLING?>>I DON’T LIKE SMOKE AND I
DON’T LIKE THE GUYS WHO STAND OUT THERE PRESSING THE FOOD. ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE?>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW. FINISH YOUR INSULTING
DESCRIPTION AND I’LL TELL YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
>>THEY’RE OUT THERE SQUEEZING OUT ALL THE JUICES OUT OF THE
HAMBURGERS.>>Stephen: BUT IT’S A RITUAL. BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THAT
TO IT.>>Stephen: NOT EVERYBODY DOES
THAT.>>AND THEN THEY BURN
EVERYTHING. THAT’S WHAT REALLY BOTHERED ME
ABOUT GRILLING.>>Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY “THEY”?>>THOSE GUYS.>>Stephen: YOU’RE LUMPING US
ALL TOGETHER, MARTHA.>>SO I DECIDED TO WRITE A BOOK
ABOUT GRILLING THE RIGHT WAY. I LIKE THE RIGHT WAY TO DO
THINGS.>>Stephen: LET ME GUESS, THE
RIGHT WAY TO DO THINGS IS YOUR WAY? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )>>COULD BE.>>Stephen: JUST A GUESS. THREE COURSES, A ROSEÉ SANGRIA,
FISH TACOS WITH CABBAGE, AND GRILLED STONE FRUIT FOOL.>>YES, STONE FRUIT. SO SANGRIA, YOU HAVE TO START
WITH A DRINK. IF YOU’RE GOING TO GRILL
STANDING IN FRONT OF THE HOT FIRE, THOSE ARE FROZEN ROSEÉ WIN
WITH SOMBERIES IN THEM.>>Stephen: FROZE BALLS. THAT’S WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU
GRILL IN THE WINTER. ( LAUGHTER )
>>THERE’S A NICE ROSEÉ IN HERE, ALREADY. AND LOOK AT ALL THE NICE FRUITS.>>Stephen: YOU PUT THAT IN
FIRST?>>NO, YOU POUR THE SPARKLING
WINE IN HERE.>>Stephen: OH, PUT THE —
YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
AND YOU HAVE LIMES AND BLOOD ORANGES AND YOU CAN DO BERRIES,
RASPBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, BUT I LIKE THE BLOOD ORANGES AND THE
COMBINATION OF THE SPARKLING WHITE WINE AND THE ROSEÉ.>>Stephen: THAT’S LOVELY. QUICK SIDE NOTE WHILE WE’RE
POURING THIS, YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IS THIS TRUE?>>UM —
>>Stephen: YOU WENT TO JAIL FOR AMONG OTHER THINGS
OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.>>I THOUGHT WE WERE GRILLING.>>Stephen: WE ARE. I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW YOUR
WEEKEND WAS WHEN YOU FOUND OUT SOMEBODY ELSE WASN’T GOING TO GO
TO JAIL FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.>>AS I SAID, I LIKE THIS KIND
OF GRILLING A LOT BETTER THAN BACKYARD GRILLING, PERIOD. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: OH, THAT’S GOOD! O GOOD. I GAVE UP ALCOHOL FOR LENT.>>Stephen: OH, NO! ARE YOU CATHOLIC?>>YES, I’M LAPSED, BUT —
>>Stephen: YOU’RE A LAPSED CATHOLIC? GOOD. THEN DRINK UP. ( LAUGHTER )
>>I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK, BUT — SO LET’S GET TO THE FISH.>>Stephen: HOW DO WE DO THIS? I LIKE TO COOK WHOLE FISHES
BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE FLAVOR.>>Stephen: AND YOU SEE THE
HEAD AND YOU KNOW YOU’VE KILLED SOMETHING.>>YES, AND THE NICE TAIL AND —
>>Stephen: SURE. DO TAKE OFF THE SCALES AND DO
TAKE OFF ALL THE DORSAL FINS.>>Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. AND THIS, YOU CAN JUST SCORE
SO IT COOKS FASTER AND HELPS COOK IT FASTER.>>Stephen: I DID NOT KNOW
THIS, YOU’RE THE EXPERT.>>SO SCORE NICELY ON ONE SIDE.>>Stephen: OKAY. AND THEN THE RUB, HERE’S THE
RUB. IT’S ALL ABOUT THE RUB.>>Stephen: WHAT’S IN THE RUB? CUMIN, OREGANO, CHILI POWDER
AND SALT. MIX IT WITH A LITTLE VIRGIN
OLIVE OIL.>>Stephen: OH, DAMN, GIRL… ( LAUGHTER )
THAT IS REALLY GOOD.>>AND CILANTRO.>>Stephen: HOW EARLY IS TOO
EARLY TO START GRILLING IN THE YEAR?>>NO, NO, REALLY, I JUST WENT
TO A PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT AND WE GRILLED.>>Stephen: THIS? YES, RUB THAT ALL OVER.>>Stephen: THAT WAS ACTUALLY
A TRICK QUESTION, IT IS NEVER TOO EARLY TO GRILL, BECAUSE EVEN
IN THE DEAD OF WINTER, YOU ARE WITH THE HEAT SOURCE.>>THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.>>Stephen: YOU CAN JUST LEAN
OVER THE BURGERS.>>SAVE THAT FOR THE OTHER SIDE.>>Stephen: OKAY, GOOD. YOU CAN DO THE HEAD, TOO.>>Stephen: WE’RE NOT EATING
THE HEAD, ARE WE?>>CHEEKS ARE GOOD.>>Stephen: WHAT? THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS.>>Stephen: SEEMS LIKE A LOT
OF WORK TO EAT A CHEEK. THERE YOU GO. DO I HAVE TO FLIP IT OVER?>>NO, THAT WILL GO ON THE
GRILL. WE ALREADY HAVE ONE.>>Stephen: FANTASTIC. IT’S NICE. WE’VE SMELLED THE FISH COOKING
THROUGH THE ENTIRE SHOW BEFORE YOU CAME OUT HERELE.>>THE MINUTE I WALKED IN, I
KNEW WE WERE HERE.>>Stephen: YOU KNOW ABOUT
COOKING FISH IN THE WORKPLACE, RIGHT?>>OH, MY GOSH.>>Stephen: CAN I GRAB WITH MY
HANDS?>>YES, TAKE A LITTLE PIECE. PERFECTLY COOKED.>>Stephen: AND PERFECT FOR
LENT.>>IT IS. SO WE HAVE TACOS. WE PUT A LITTLE BIT OF CREMA ON
HERE, PICKLED VEGETABLES. PUT HOT FISH ON THERE AND
CABBAGE. THIS IS JUST SALTED CABBAGE. DO YOU LIKE CILANTRO?>>Stephen: FOR TV, YES. ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO MOVE ON
HERE.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: WE’VE HAD OUR
DRINK AND FISH TACO.>>AND THEN YOU GRILL FRUIT.>>Stephen: GRILL FRUIT? HOT FRUIT?>>I LOVE GRILLING FRUIT.>>Stephen: OKAY. YOU CAN BRUSH IT A LITTLE BIT
OF MELTED BUTTER. BUT JUST GRILL THEM TILL THEY’RE
ALL BEAUTIFULLY SOFT. HOW DOES IT TASTE? GOOD, RIGHT?>>Stephen: LIKE A FISH TACO. SO GOOD, SO DELICIOUS.>>CUT UP YOUR FRUIT.>>Stephen: OKAY. ONCE IT’S GRILLED.>>Stephen: WHAT’S A FOOL. A LAYERED DESSERT. IT’S SORT OF LIKE LEFTOVER STUFF
AND YOU FOOL YOUR GUESTS THAT YOU SPENT A LOT OF TIME MAKING
SOMETHING.>>Stephen: OKAY. THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. YOU WROTE 94. YOU CAN STOP AT 100. IT’S MARTHA STEWART, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

100 comments on “Martha Stewart And Stephen Grill Fish, Drink Sangria

  1. I so wished she had answered that question.. If she was good enough to be charged and go to prison.. so should our commander in cheese..

  2. Do you thing she'll show in the future??? Rhetorical, I know, but got to say: Colbert has grown a set; to be so brazen even it is truly directed at Trump!

  3. Aw how cute Stephen is having fun with a criminal that screwed over hard working people with inside information on the stock market. At least she didn't smoke a joint as a third offense and go to jail for life because of the three strike law. Now that would be a real criminal right? Colbert you broke my damn heart you corporate sellout. Boo this man! Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Martha is oh-so cool…
    Hey Martha, how about a cookbook for cannabis infused edibles, ie. Cannabis Creme Brulee, "Hampton's Edition".

  5. "Hey, quick side note while we're pouring this. You went to jail for obstruction of justice." – that immediately reminds me of this:
    "Is the tea good? where's Osama bin laden?". John and Stephen..both are legends!

  6. Send her back to jail for pouring sparkling wine over fruit and stirring to get all the bubbles out before pouring it in the glasses. That is as bad as a champagne fountain.

  7. hopefully Martha will find Dr. Schwartz like Joan Rivers did, Dr. Schwartz kept that 80 year old woman looking damn good, Martha here looks like she may be using her own ''at home Botox kit''. careful there, you get all addicted to duck lips thinking it's ''youthful''

  8. Well, they are all business woman and kind of business man. He might use her shinning point to prompt his TV show, she could take this chance to sell her book. "Go to jail, shame on me? Who cares! Now it is my selling point! Idiot!" "I am Martha F***** Stewart!"

  9. Did you ask her how she liked prison? Has she learned her lesson? Just because she thinks she’s better than everyone doesn’t mean she is. I hope she learned that. Have never been a fan and never will be. Btw she has ugly merch.

  10. I find it interesting how marijuana (a harmless plant) has become so stigmatized, yet alcohol (which kills tens of thousands of people each year) is not only widely accepted, but its consumption joked about and encouraged.

  11. My uncle used to (he dead) give up "meat" for lent… but fish is meat… so I was always confused. Later as I got older I learned he was a Catholic and that somehow explained "everything"?

  12. 2:24 – Sooo glad that I queued up this clip, despite having little interest; cuz of this little gem:
    "Hey, quick side-note while we're pourin' this […] you went to jail for obstruction of justice. Is this true?"
    P.S.- 5:22
    M.S.: "You like pickled vegetables, right?!"
    S.C.: "Don't dictate my actions."
    Bwahahahahahaha!!!

  13. Her deflection of that question was really good, but if I were her I’d just joke about it. Nobody likes people who can’t own their embarrassments.

  14. The Dark Corner.  A Lifestyle of Sisyphean Calculus.
    I think its relevant here that some people party in HS or College then get this delusion as though the whole world has to have a dead-end working class job like them.  They can't steer or see the road.  It all got there by lifting boxes.  It's all shopping, cleaning and TV.  It sounds like something a Saxon would do, wander into a dead-end trap.  Every Steve Wozniak has a Steve Jobs job to do.  Every hard call is something, but you need a hobby first.  It all adds up in a probable coin toss that you'll get one tail in three tosses.  How many do you have left is that tail is a tragedy?  They spend all their time seeking relationships and not establishing them through activities.  Maybe, that's why Charles V didn't spend much time in Germany (he called it a horse) and chose Spain for his American conquest.  Try figuring a way out through inductive reasoning.  LOL.  Nazis may have had the same issue.  Some people are not only like Nazis they are like Jesus Christ and that authority on high is as empty and dumb as they would see them while they throw stuff off of haggler's tables and blame whatever authority they see.  Jesus was around the Greek philosphers but never published anything and his dialectic was poor.  Is what they need a Poor Baron's Rebellion against their bosses and Trump?  No. This is why Capitalism wins in the long-term and not Socialism.  Socialism is a dead end like some jobs in America. Without a side project this leads to nulcear family disasters.  This is why pre-equality is so tragic and why Bush Jr. supersedes Reagan.  In math this is called Calculus and Calculus is a form of integration which has its limits. If you have a place to stand, why not become like Archimedes and propose to move the Earth?

  15. Love him pointing out how sexist and mean her remarks were and then holding her feet to the fire a bit. How are those feet? Grilled! Couldn't help myself…

  16. 1:54 Either that bottle of champagne was 1.99 at the thrift store Stephen got it from… OR he can't even pop a bottle of champagne properly. I love how he's looking up in anticipation as if the cork is going to pop off and fly into the air. LMAO.

  17. At first I was like “great. Wtf does he have her on here?” Then, I watched and was pleasantly surprised. You’re the best Colbert 🤨

  18. Colbert trying to be edgy about Martha's past indiscretions pales in comparison to Letterman. Keep on taking notes, Stephen

  19. What an awkward segment. Stephan for the most part never talks over people and he constantly did it with Martha, that prison joke… oh boy. They don't seem to like each other.

  20. I pretty much hope she's so upset about being put on the spot about her prison time that she won't want to appear on The Late Show anymore.

    Also, enough with the cookbooks, already! 94 books?! Most of which are likely cookbooks. She's only releasing them out of greed, and for an excuse to do cooking segments on shows like this in an attempt to maintain her celebrity.

  21. Before this video started, I got an ad for bravoloto. I hate ads, but I have to admit, I enjoyed watching it. Girl gets text in the middle of getting dumped by boyfriend…girl won 500k…boyfriend tries to backtrack break up…Girl refuses and kicks him out. Hilarious. XD

  22. That was funny. But dam it’s ass move. It didn’t work out like he wanted. Yeah nice move dude.

    She didn’t want to get in politics while selling her book

  23. STEPHEN was looking at his watch, gauging the show progression no doubt, he’s definitely a Japanese @ heart when it comes to punctuality.

  24. stephan, disappoint me…saying to martha in paraphrase" oh, you must always be right". He would only say that to a man. Stephan does make a point about her going to jail. Chances are a man in the same shoes she was in… would have never gone to jail.

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  26. She’s made a billion dollar empire telling people how to do things better, I’d at least listen to what she has to say.

  27. She's a 77 year old woman. She served her time. There was no need to bring the prison sentence up in a cooking segment.

  28. Passive aggressive much…
    Bothways.

    If I'm to analyze this I'd say Stephen was hoping to get her to talk about obstruction of justice but she completely dodged that question and he was left with the segment they agreed upon which was the drink-fish-fool grilling ordeal.
    In a way it feels like she came out with the upper hand in this segment, though she's definitely a dwindling star. Not much left in that empire of irrelevance.

  29. “Well thank you so much for being here, good to see ya. It’s book 94, you can stop at 100 right?”

  30. I believe her book should have been titled I know how to griddle. Cause no smoke means it's not a grill. Electric grill? Nope, it's a griddle lol. George foreman grill? Nope, it's a griddle. Now, if the heat source was allowed to directly heat the food (probably via infrared), then yes I would consider that an electric grill as your not heating a plate to heat the food. The "grill" prevents the food from falling into fire or infrared element(s) or whatever heat source your using.
    Just my opinion though……

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