Claire Corlett

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Money to Burn: Caviar Tacos Las Vegas

Money to Burn: Caviar Tacos Las Vegas


IN SACRAMENTO, AND I AM SIDNEY, AND THESE ARE MY PICKS FOR YOU. THE ONLY WAY TO PARTY IS WITH OUR DOCTOR MONEYBAGS, AND THINGS THAT CODY STARK WOULD DIE IF HE HAD MONEY TO BURN. I WOULD SPEND A FEW BUCKS ON THE INTERNET FOR MY PHD, AND ALMOST EVERYBODY AGREES THAT TACOS ARE AMAZING, THE ONE THING WE CAN AGREE ON WITH ALL THE FOOD GROUPS REPRESENTED, DELICIOUS AND CHEAP. NOT THESE, THE LAS VEGAS SUPPER CLUB, ROSE RABBIT EYE SERVING UP A CULINARY DELIGHT THAT WILL SET YOU BACK $50 FOR ONE TACO. FORGET THE MEAT AND CHEESE, ONE OF THE RAREST AND MOST EXPENSIVE TYPES OF CAVIAR THAT IS PLACED IN THIS SHELL MADE OUT OF A BAKED POTATO ALONG WITH THE JAPANESE YELLOWTAIL AND MIX SPICES, AND YOU EAT IT ALL IN ONE DELICIOUS BITE. THEY ARE TINY, THE SIZE OF YOUR THUMB. $50 EACH. THAT IS FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE ALL OF THIS CASH THEY CANNOT LAUNDER. [ LAUGHTER ] TACOS ARE GREAT IF YOU’RE CHILLING OUT POOLSIDE, SO I WOULD BUY A PAIR OF FLIP-FLOPS, THESE HIGH-END FLIP-FLOP RT SHE IS AT THIS TEXAS-BASED COMPANY JUST UP THE SUMMER FOOTWEAR WITH TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY COMPANY THAT IS OWNED BY THE FORMER DALLAS COWBOYS RUNNING BACK EMMITT SMITH, AND FOR $110, THE SHOES HAVE A CHIP THAT COMMUNICATES WITH THE SMARTPHONE APP, AND THE CHIP WILL GATHER DATA ABOUT USING IT BACK TO THE COMPANY AND THEY WILL SEND YOU SPECIAL DISCOUNT OFFERS AND PROMOTIONS VIA EMAIL . SO YOU PAY $100 TO BE SPAMMED. GREAT. THAT’S RIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE RICH AND WE DON’T CARE, IF ONLY WE HAD MONEY TO BURN. THAT IS MAYBE THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. TACOS AND FLIP-FLOPS ARE POOLSIDE NECESSITIES, BUT DON’T FORGET YOUR FRUIT. YOU NEEDED JUICY MELON TO COOL YOU DOWN ON A HOT DAY IN THE NEWEST EXCEPTION IN JAPAN IS THIS LUXURY FRUIT, A CANTALOUPE THAT CAN SET YOU BACK $27,000 EACH. THAT IS HOW THE LITTLE PEOPLE DO IT. THE FRUIT IS BEING SOLD AND SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A HIGH-END JEWELRY SHOP WITH THE SPARKLING GLASS DISPLAY CASES, BUT INSTEAD OF DIAMOND YOU GET A MELON, AND IT IS A LABOR INTENSIVE PRACTICE AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES 45 DAYS TO GROW ONE STRAWBERRY WHICH THEY WILL SELL YOU FOR $4500 OR TO ANY DUMB PERSON. NOT YOUR AVERAGE BOX OF SAD MARKET FRUIT. IF YOU ARE PAYING $27,000 FOR MELON, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MELON CHECKED BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO COME HERE AND BE STUNNED AT THE AMOUNT OF FRESH FRUIT AVAILABLE AND HOW MUCH WE THROW OUT BECAUSE WE CANNOT GET THROUGH IT. I GOT HALFWAY THROUGH MY

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