Shark Movies of 2017
We’re not doing shark puns anymore. You have to help us fight the First Order, Shark Hamill Why? Is it another Death Star? They’re making a petition… to take this film out the Star Wars canon! NO! Execute order 66! TAKE THAT! Oh no! My body is being controlled by a white person! Well, maybe it’s not so bad… I think under certain circumstances it’s OK to use the n-word. OH JESUS CHRIST Oh look, it’s Wonder Woman! I’m sure she’s here to spread peace and love! PEACE AND LOVE! I sure do love World War 2 and oh look it’s Wond- PEACE AND LOVE! Hey Superman, err, what’s wrong with your face? I have no idea what you mean Batman. Can’t you see it? What is that? No, I have no idea what you’re talking about. I can’t be the only one who sees this! Wonder Woman! Where’s Wonder- PEACE AND LOVE! Wait, has anyone seen this film? No, my IQ’s not high enough. I haven’t even seen the other 2048 films. Wow Spider-Shark! How did you get your superpowers? I was bitten by a radioactive reboot. He crashed the car! Who let the baby in charge? Gasp! Look out! What is it? Is it a mummy? No, worse! It’s a CINEMATIC UNIVERSE! AAAAAAAARRGGGH! Someone on this train… is a SHARK! Whaaaat? Noooo. He crashed the company! Who let the baby in charge? ROOOOOAR! So, what will happen if I go down that drain? I will literally kill you. For real? Yes. Oh good! FINALLY! This film’s a total car crash! Who let the baby in charge?! I’m a baby, whaaa. Oh hi Shark.